Showing posts with label State of the Union. Show all posts
Showing posts with label State of the Union. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

State of the Union Address: Seven Deadly Haikus

PRIDE:

I'm the Decider!
We must not fail in Iraq!!
It's been decided!!!











WRATH:

While Dick Cheney sleeps,
State of the Union is strong.
Let sleeping Dick lie.












LUST:

What do you say, Nancy?
Reach over party lines for
Good ol' arm wrestlin'?










GLUTTONY:

All I am saying:
Give escalation a chance
To help save my ass.











SLOTH:

Same ol' promises.
Approval rating falling;
Pass me the peanuts.










ENVY:

Only two more years,
And all of this will be mine.
Must beat Obama...









GREED:
Keep tax cuts for rich;
We must balance the budget
On backs of the poor.