Wednesday, January 24, 2007

State of the Union Address: Seven Deadly Haikus

PRIDE:

I'm the Decider!
We must not fail in Iraq!!
It's been decided!!!











WRATH:

While Dick Cheney sleeps,
State of the Union is strong.
Let sleeping Dick lie.












LUST:

What do you say, Nancy?
Reach over party lines for
Good ol' arm wrestlin'?










GLUTTONY:

All I am saying:
Give escalation a chance
To help save my ass.











SLOTH:

Same ol' promises.
Approval rating falling;
Pass me the peanuts.










ENVY:

Only two more years,
And all of this will be mine.
Must beat Obama...









GREED:
Keep tax cuts for rich;
We must balance the budget
On backs of the poor.

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