Thursday, March 15, 2007

Hillary’s “That’s for Me to Know and You to Find Out” Campaign Strategy

When asked on ABC News whether or not she thought homosexuality is “immoral,” Hillary took her husband’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” stance by not telling: "Well I'm going to leave that to others to conclude…”

Since this policy slogan has already been trademarked by the military, Hillary has officially adopted her own variation: Hillary’s ’08 “That’s for Me to Know and You to Find Out” Campaign Policy. For a policy that says nothing, this sure is a mouthful. Although, inside sources claim this is an abridged title of Hillary’s originally proposed title, but armed with a plethora of test market results, her campaign consultants managed to persuade the Political Diva to drop “…So Na-Na-Nana Boo Boo” from the tail end.

Using the following questions (addressed to Hillary), let’s put Hillary’s new policy to the test by answering every question with...

“That’s for Me to Know and You to Find Out”:

Why did you vote to authorize Bush to go to war in Iraq?

Who are you betting on in ’08?

Do you and Bill still sleep in the same bedroom?

What’s your new plan for health care reform?

Why is Karl Rove so obsessed with you?

Where on your website can I read up on where you stand on the issues?

…More Fallout:

"Is Homosexuality Immoral? Hillary: That’s For “Others To Conclude” (Crooks and Liars)

“Hillary Clinton Tries to Woo Voters by Rescinding Candidacy” (The Onion)

"Hillary's "Fuck You '07" Tour A Resounding Success" (Wonkette)