McCain shows off the largest of his seven homes, bragging his eighth, The White House, will be his biggest achievement of all
Regarding the latter allusion, I felt like the target audience inside the arena was upper middle class folks who have been duped by the powers that be that such a distinction exists and those prone to sporadic bouts of amnesia or Nationalistic-induced Tourette’s Syndrome outbursts:
“U.S.A…U.S.A…U.S.A…!” (shouted to drown out dissenters)
I realize the GOP wants the voting electorate to whitewash the past eight years in their minds, but I couldn’t help but feel I was watching an Amnesia Convention. Or was it a gun show? It seems I have forgotten.
Everyone, including McCain, knows that John SYDNEY McCain was a P.O.W. in the Vietnam War, and was shot down and tortured by his captors. But did every speaker need to remind us of this?
Everyone, including McCain, knows that former New York Mayor Rudy Guliani was on the ground during the Sept. 11 attacks, but just in case, the RNC displayed a video of the New York City skyline at sunset as it reflected off the harbor and Rudy’s receding skyline.
Before mocking Obama and community organizing, Rudy Giuliani read Allen Ginsberg's poem, "America," with the NYC sunset falling on the harbor in the backdrop
Speaking of which, most voters are Baldists, so whether voters are ready for another bald president remains to be seen come November.Romney/Romney ‘12
Romney used the platform to deliver his 2012 speech, filled with liberal bashing and an allusion to “Romeo & Juliet” with an attempt at poetry and the sun rising in the east. Somebody forgot to tell Romney that Romeo and Juliet die in the end of the play – not an optimistic outlook for the former Eastern Governor.
Most Effective Speech: President Bush
Although the party faithful oohed and ahhed over Palin’s speech, the most effective speech was the one not delivered, thanks to Hurricane Gustav. Not being seen with Bush trumps being seen with Palin in any hand, unless you are playing with Karl Rove’s loaded deck. Can’t wait for the next two months of 52-card pick up, now that the GOP has officially declared a Jihad on the MEDIA (sparing only the fair-and-balanced FOX News, so somebody will be left to tell the story to future neo-cons). Tsk, Tsk, GOP; I suggest giving Gary Hart his presidential playbook back.
Best Chant: “Four More Years…Four More Years…!”
Republican National Commercial Political Fallout Index:
Ratio of Protestors to GOP Delegates: 9 to 1
Ratio of Corporate Lobbyists to GOP Delegates: 17 to 1
Number of protesters arrested outside of convention center: 400
Number of Delegates who fell asleep during McCain’s speech: 400
Number of times speakers said “executive experience”: no total (abacas ran out of beads)
Number of times speakers talked about health care: 0
Number of times Republicans played P.O.W. card: no total (again, abacas ran out of beads)
Number of times McCain addressed Veterans Care: 0