* David = Tom Vilsack, Joe Biden, Christopher Dodd, Dennis Kucinich, Wes Clark
** Goliath = Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Barak Obama
*** The Right David = the Media
**** Circumstances beyond our control = Barak Obama: Bayh’s appearance in New Hampshire last weekend drew little notice, while Obama gave two speeches to sold-out crowds of people and reporters. Overshadowed by Obama’s current rock-star status, Bayh was relegated to touring the county fair circuit.
In related news:
William "the Refrigerator" Perry has already signed on to play Barak Obama in the film, "David vs. Goliath: The Democratic Primaries." The film is set to be released in early January of 2008.